Kick things off by preheating your oven to 350°F (175°C).
Place the bread on a cutting board. Using a sharp serrated knife, cut diagonal lines across the loaf, about 1 inch apart, without slicing all the way through. Then, turn the bread and make perpendicular cuts to create a checkerboard pattern.
Carefully tuck slices of cured meats and cheeses into the cuts. Alternate between meats and cheeses so that each piece is loaded with flavor. Don’t worry if some edges stick out; those pieces will get beautifully crispy!
Melt the butter in a small saucepan or microwave-safe bowl. Stir in minced garlic, chopped parsley, rosemary, thyme, salt, and pepper. Mix well until it’s fragrant.
Place the stuffed bread on a large sheet of aluminum foil. Drizzle the herb butter evenly over the top, letting it seep into the cuts. Wrap the bread tightly in foil to prevent it from drying out during baking.
Transfer the wrapped bread onto a baking sheet and bake for 15-20 minutes. If you want a golden, crispy top, unwrap the foil for the last 5 minutes.
Carefully remove the bread from the oven, unwrap it, and transfer it to a serving platter. Serve immediately, letting your guests pull apart their portion of cheesy, meaty goodness!